Happy April Fools Day!

Two nights ago I gave up my atheism to God. I'm no longer a follower of Satan, but of the Lord, Jesus Christ. He touched my heart in a radical way.

Don't worry, the JESUS DRIVEN PODCAST is going to be 10000 times more awesome than the Reason Driven Podcast was!

Update: I just remembered something. Remember how I said I tried drugs? I actually dropped acid a few minutes before going to that tent revival. That might explain the miracles... and the breathing walls...

12 comments:

DocMike said...

Is this some kind of sick joke? I was just getting ready to accept an offer to be involved in the "Reason Driven Podcast" and decided to check out the site. But the title says "Jesus Driven Podcast" and some crazy fucking christian is witnessing to me about jesus. What the fuck? Is this some kind of con job? Are you guys trying to trick Atheist bloggers into listening to this crap, thinking it will somehow convert us? You've got to be kidding! I've heard this kind of garbage all my life and some so-called "ex-atheist" is not going to have any affect on me other than to piss me off for trying to con me! Give it up, guys!

DocMike said...

Oh, I get it. April Fools! Sorry, first time at the site...

Tainted Bill said...

I listened to your special message and found your reasoning to be most compelling. I will be heading to church immediately after work tonight. Praise Christ.

Danny Schade said...

You are right, docmike. It IS a sick joke.

DocMike said...

You got me, Danny! I swallowed it hook, line, and sinker!

It's funny, I just got an email from Michael yesterday asking me to get involved. Then when I followed the link this morning, I only saw your post.

Whew, am I relieved!

BTW, check out my April Fools' Day comic at By The Book Comics

Reed said...

A sick joke? Wha?

But your words, they were so sincere. I could have sworn you had returned to the flock.

But truth be told, we still think it's just a matter of time before you actually do so. ;^)

MikWonder said...

You know, "Jesus Driven" has a more poetic ring to it than "Reason Driven". That has to be sign of something. From God, that is.

Critically Thinking said...

I have to agree with Reed. You guys are, as you put it, "just this close" to returning to the fold.

I have to give props; this was possibly my favorite April 1st web site makeover this year.

MR. X said...

www.whyihatejesus.blogspot.com/

DO YOU GENUINELY BELIEVE THAT THE NON-GULLIBLE (ATHEISTS) ARE FOLLOWERS OF SATAN? GET BACK TO 1000AD

oh, wait, maybe it is a joke. Sorry. ROFL.

Some Christian actually stomached it!

Anonymous said...

Is this mp3 still available as the link does not seem to work atm.

Danny Schade said...

No, I took down the mp3. It's only funny for a little while. However, docmike's fist and second comments are priceless, which is why I didn't take down this blog post.

Mightyjustice said...

I just got to say, I was a Christian for a long time, and I have heard the "how I was converted" speech a lot of times. You got it spot on. I just sat back thinking to my self "no way". Then I saw the date on the podcast. Once again, an amazing performance.